May 2012
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if i become a security guard i expect y’all to have a clever nickname for me.
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pimpwentz:
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
puppyluver43:
I wonder how many of my followers are madly in love with me from afar probably all of them
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imjesuschrist:
coulson says it took him ‘a couple of years’ to collect his captain america baseball cards
but i like to think he got his first one on his fifth birthday from his father (who was a soldier in wwii and met cap once and subsequently never stopped talking about it) and he was still hunting the cards down long after his father died because it was the one thing they really bonded...
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Create yourself as a Disney Princess →
toekneestark:
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[[MORE]]Hah
Want to hear a quote from my mother just now?
“You are the most unpleasant kid ever.”
Hah.
Thanks mom.
Just because I didn’t want to open my birthday card from my grandfather right away.
It was $30!!!!!
WOW!!!!
THE SAME THING IT’S BEEN FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS!!!!
fucking shitting bitch.
lucy-vanpelt:
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marziiporn:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey
you’ll never know, dear
how much i love you
please
don’t
take
my
sunshine
away
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“Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious...”
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Emily Nagoski. (via rapeisnotajoke)
#Oh my God #THIS #FUCKING THIS #I would like to print this out #and staple it to the forehead of every guy who’s tried to tell me that women ‘just need to be careful about where they go/how they dress/how they act/who they flirt with’ #because no #the only...
i’ve eaten so much today i feel so fat i hate myself.
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
thechosenjuan:
if you really genuinely truly wholeheartedly non-ironically think that the guy who ate someone’s face was actually a zombie and not some guy who was on drugs then please check yourself out of the twilight zone and into a psychologist office
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moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
warpengines asked: LIKE YOU NEED TO EVEN ASK
IRON MAN/TONY STARK
IRON MAN/TONY STARK
grapefruits asked: Tony
Tell me which member of The Avengers (from the... →
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